The new Premier League season is still a LONG way away, though it at least felt closer for a short period on Wednesday morning.
That was because the Premier League released its fixtures for the 2025-26 campaign, with Newcastle United handed a difficult start, facing Aston Villa away on the opening day before a week later hosting reigning champions Liverpool in their St James’ Park opener.
By that point, Newcastle hope to have one, two, three, possibly even four new signings through the door as they prepare to not only tackle the Premier League but the Champions League too.
So, just for fun, because we’re allowed that, aren’t we!? We asked AI’s Grok tool to predict Newcastle United’s starting XI for their Premier League opener at Villa Park - and here’s what it came up with. Again, don’t shoot the messenger!
5. LB: Lewis Hall
ChatGPT: "Now permanent, recognized as the emerging young talent in the full-back position." | Getty Images
6. CM: Sandro Tonali
ChatGPT: "Holds the midfield with energy and tactical discipline, expected to remain at the club." | Getty Images
7. CM: Bruno Guimaraes
ChatGPT: "The midfield engine and vice-captain, central to club structure." | Getty Images
8. CM: Joelinton
ChatGPT: "Brazilian powerhouse combining physicality and tactical awareness, completing the midfield trio." | Getty Images