Final Premier League table - where Newcastle United, Sunderland and Leeds United will finish

Five games in, and Newcastle United continue to look a bit blunt after the sale of Alexander Isak.

Largely without a striker, until they signed two in the final days of the transfer window, the Magpies have struggled to score in their opening five of encounters, drawing a blank at Bournemouth, after doing the same at Aston Villa and Leeds United, all three of which finished in 0-0 draws.

They did, somehow, in the chaos, manage to net twice against Liverpool, although a late 3-2 defeat, as we all know, ended any hopes of points on the day. And also did so v Barcelona, if late on.

Then, finally, Newcastle managed to scrape together a 1-0 win over Wolverhampton Wanderers, due in no small part to the goalscoring and line-leading exploits of debutant Nick Woltemade. The lads played out a bore draw at the Vitality Stadium last weekend, before actually netting four in the Carabao Cup win over Bradford City in midweek.

With all that in mind, we asked AI tool Grok to predict what will happen in this season’s Premier League - and here’s what it predicted.