Ten out of 11 ain’t bad, right?
Newcastle United recorded their 10th victory in 11 in all competitions on Saturday, with a comprehensive 3-1 win at Southampton.
An early Jan Bednarek header did have some jittering, but an Alexander Isak double and a quite wonderfully direct and driving goal from man of the match Sandro Tonali ensured all three points were safe on the south coast for the Magpies.
The result, coupled with others at the weekend, meant Eddie Howe’s men now occupy fifth place in the top flight table - and, as things stand, that looks likely to be enough to secure a Champions League slot for next season.
But what does the result really mean for the Magpies’ season as a whole? We asked AI tool ‘Grok’ where each team would finish come May this campaign - and the results, at least for some, may well surprise.

5. Wolverhampton Wanderers - 16th
Wolves’ 2024/25 season has seen them climb from relegation fears, but losing stars like Matheus Cunha could hurt. A lower mid-table finish is likely unless they reinvest wisely. | Wolves via Getty Images

6. Fulham - 15th
Fulham’s stability under Marco Silva ensures a mid-table finish. Their 2024/25 form suggests they can compete but lack the firepower for a European push. | Getty Images

7. Bournemouth - 14th
Bournemouth’s 2024/25 season has been impressive, with their press and Antoine Semenyo’s form earning praise. A ninth-place finish is possible, but maintaining that level with key departures will be tough. | Getty Images

8. Crystal Palace - 13th
Palace’s strong 2024/25 under Oliver Glasner, driven by Jean-Philippe Mateta’s 33 goals over two seasons, suggests a stable mid-table finish. Their attacking flair could push them higher, but depth issues may cap their ceiling. | Getty Images


