Another win, and Newcastle United continue on a Premier League role. Some wondered how their historic Carabao Cup victory would impact their Champions League credentials. But rather than hinder, the deckchairs have remained firmly packed away and Eddie Howe’s men clearly have eyes for a Tuesday and Wednesday night European return next season.
The Magpies know that fifth place is almost certain to be enough to secure a Champions League spot next season - and, as things stand, that’s where they sit, level on points, but behind fourth on goal difference. If Newcastle can contrive to finish there come the close of play in May, it not only turns a remarkable season into a truly remarkable one, but also unlocks financial doors with CL riches on offer.
Whatever we think will happen, for this article, however, is irrelevant, as it’s AI we asked to decide the Magpies’ fate. And following on from the 3-0 walk in the park at Leicester City, which made it four wins on the bounce in all competitions for Newcastle, here’s where AI tool Grok thinks United will end the campaign, and who it thinks will claim the Premier League’s European places for 2025/26.
5. Wolverhampton Wanderers - 16th
Wolves’ 2024/25 season has seen them climb from relegation fears, but losing stars like Matheus Cunha could hurt. A lower mid-table finish is likely unless they reinvest wisely. | Wolves via Getty Images
6. Fulham - 15th
Fulham’s stability under Marco Silva ensures a mid-table finish. Their 2024/25 form suggests they can compete but lack the firepower for a European push. | Getty Images
7. Bournemouth - 14th
Bournemouth’s 2024/25 season has been impressive, with their press and Antoine Semenyo’s form earning praise. A ninth-place finish is possible, but maintaining that level with key departures will be tough. | Getty Images
8. Crystal Palace - 13th
Palace’s strong 2024/25 under Oliver Glasner, driven by Jean-Philippe Mateta’s 33 goals over two seasons, suggests a stable mid-table finish. Their attacking flair could push them higher, but depth issues may cap their ceiling. | Getty Images