Another win, another three points closer to a return to the Champions League. The Magpies kept up their remarkable run of form, stretching their sequence of wins to five on the bounce with a comprehensive, walk in the park victory over Manchester United.
A Harvey Barnes double and man of the match performance, either side of a Sandro Tonali volley and Bruno Guimaraes winner saw the Red Devils put to the sword at St James’ Park. And the three points ensures the Magpies end the weekend in fourth spot - a guaranteed Champions League position for next season.
But what does the result really mean for the Magpies’ season as a whole? We asked AI tool ‘Grok’ where each team would finish come May this season - and this was the result.
1. Sunderland - 20th
Their return to the Premier League is likely to be brief. Promoted teams have historically struggled (e.g., Southampton’s 2024/25 relegation), and Sunderland’s squad may lack the quality to survive. | Getty Images
2. Burnley - 19th
Burnley’s promotion brings them back, but their 2023/24 relegation exposed defensive frailties. Simulations predict all promoted sides will struggle, and Burnley’s lack of top-tier depth could see them drop. | Getty Images
3. Leeds United - 18th
Leeds return to the Premier League for 2025/26, but data suggests promoted sides struggle, with all three projected to go down. Their attacking style may not translate against stronger opposition, leading to relegation. | Getty Images
4. Brentford - 17th
Brentford’s established status under Thomas Frank is a strength, but their reliance on key players like Bryan Mbeumo (if he stays) and a potential Frank departure to a bigger club could destabilize them. A 17th-place finish reflects caution. | Getty Images