Another win, and Newcastle United continue on a Premier League role. Some wondered how their historic Carabao Cup victory would impact their Champions League credentials. But rather than hinder, the deckchairs have remained firmly packed away and Eddie Howe’s men clearly have eyes for a Tuesday and Wednesday night European return next season.
The Magpies know that fifth place is almost certain to be enough to secure a Champions League spot next season - and, as things stand, that’s where they sit, level on points, but behind fourth on goal difference. If Newcastle can contrive to finish there come the close of play in May, it not only turns a remarkable season into a truly remarkable one, but also unlocks financial doors with CL riches on offer.
Whatever we think will happen, for this article, however, is irrelevant, as it’s AI we asked to decide the Magpies’ fate. And following on from the 3-0 walk in the park at Leicester City, which made it four wins on the bounce in all competitions for Newcastle, here’s where AI tool Grok thinks United will end the campaign, and who it thinks will claim the Premier League’s European places for 2025/26.
1. Sunderland - 20th
Their return to the Premier League is likely to be brief. Promoted teams have historically struggled (e.g., Southampton’s 2024/25 relegation), and Sunderland’s squad may lack the quality to survive. | Getty Images
2. Burnley - 19th
Burnley’s promotion brings them back, but their 2023/24 relegation exposed defensive frailties. Simulations predict all promoted sides will struggle, and Burnley’s lack of top-tier depth could see them drop. | Getty Images
3. Leeds United - 18th
Leeds return to the Premier League for 2025/26, but data suggests promoted sides struggle, with all three projected to go down. Their attacking style may not translate against stronger opposition, leading to relegation. | Getty Images
4. Brentford - 17th
Brentford’s established status under Thomas Frank is a strength, but their reliance on key players like Bryan Mbeumo (if he stays) and a potential Frank departure to a bigger club could destabilize them. A 17th-place finish reflects caution. | Getty Images